This advert is running in the UK just now - and every time it comes on I cringe. 'Noir'? I'll give you NOIR, you fecking cretin!
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And here's another that makes me want to kill the tv every time - I have to put it on mute these days to save my blood pressure. 'You want to do a poo, where?' 'Get in there and drop a log or you'll be eating gruel for a week!'