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BORDEAUX, France (Reuters) - The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them.

In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish."

It added: "Offenders will be severely punished."

The mayor said he was forced to take drastic action after an administrative court in the nearby town of Pau ruled in January that the acquisition of adjoining private land to extend the cemetery would not be justified.

Lalanne, who celebrated his 70th birthday on Wednesday and is standing for election to a seventh term in this month's local elections, said he was sorry that there had not been a positive outcome to the dilemma.

"It may be a laughing matter for some, but not for me," he said.
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can't they bury them standing up? 'Grant unto them eternal sore knees'
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In England I think They rebury the dead a few meters below prior level, and lay the new bodies on top.
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And so how did he figure to "severly punish" them? Bury them with non French wine? :lol:
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FFS.... how do you "punish" a dead person? But I guess the dead could always come back and haunt him.
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:? What the hell? It just doesn't make sense.
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He will probably fine / penalize the estate of the deceased (i.e. tax the relatives). He could claim it is the cost to be transported elsewhere for burial.
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Post by Marcella-FL »

eefanincan wrote:FFS.... how do you "punish" a dead person? But I guess the dead could always come back and haunt him.
Seeing as they are French he could always have them shipped to the US for burial... That would cause a few frenchman to roll in their graves!
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