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Man charged with riding bicycle
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
In an inventive new entry to the field of unusual crimes, a Scottish man has been charged with having simulated sex with a bicycle. Robert Stewart, from Ayr, allegedly was naked from the waist down in a hostel room when two cleaners walked in. They say they were shocked to find him mock-copulating with a bicycle – and that he continued to do so as they looked on, the Sunday Mail reports.

He has been charged with conducting himself in a disorderly manner. His solicitor, Gerry Tierney, said: 'My client denies the allegations and intends to defend the charge vigorously.' Stewart says that the incident was all a misunderstanding, partly due to the fact that he'd had too much to drink. When asked about the alleged bicycle-sexing, the Sunday mail reports that Stewart replied: 'You'll need to ask the cleaners why they would say that. It's a lot of rubbish, a lot of rubbish.'

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Check the spokes on that beauty!! :lol:



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faceless wrote:Check the spokes on that beauty!! :lol:
Sure, but you've no idea where she's been...

:D

What a bizarre story.
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He's bike-sexual! :lol:
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Skylace wrote:He's bike-sexual! :lol:
:lol:
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Nice one, Sky. Cracked me up.
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Skylace wrote:He's bike-sexual! :lol:
And if he was riding a unicycle? :lol:
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eefanincan wrote:
Skylace wrote:He's bike-sexual! :lol:
And if he was riding a unicycle? :lol:
Uni-sexual of course! And if a tricycle he would be tri-sexual (meaning he'll TRY anything) :lol:
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Skylace wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Skylace wrote:He's bike-sexual! :lol:
And if he was riding a unicycle? :lol:
Uni-sexual of course! And if a tricycle he would be tri-sexual (meaning he'll TRY anything) :lol:
:lol: Obviously your mind has been hard at work! Me, I'm still trying to come up with some brilliant comment in response to Face's bit about the spokes!
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Too funny you guys!
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He was all GEARED up... when it said "gimme a BRAKE, I'm TIRED"...
He couldn't HANDLE it any longer as he stroked some SEAT, he SPOKE as he OILED the CHAIN he so wanted to use, but alas, he back PEDELED when he realized he'd been seen...
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6ULDV8 wrote:He was all GEARED up... when it said "gimme a BRAKE, I'm TIRED"...
He couldn't HANDLE it any longer as he stroked some SEAT, he SPOKE as he OILED the CHAIN he so wanted to use, but alas, he back PEDELED when he realized he'd been seen...
:lol: :lol: Now I understand the screen name :)
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Skylace wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Skylace wrote:He's bike-sexual! :lol:
And if he was riding a unicycle? :lol:
Uni-sexual of course! And if a tricycle he would be tri-sexual (meaning he'll TRY anything) :lol:
What about a penny-farthing???
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Penisexual ?
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Update : his solicitor should be sued. The guy appears to have pleaded guilty. This is a travesty of justice.

https://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/sco ... 098116.stm
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was it at least HIS bike?
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