Wacko Jacko

Post by **faceless** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:14 pm

MICHAEL JACKSON 'SEX SWAP' SENSATION
'Girl' in tight jeans and heels is Jacko
By Martin Fricker

A LEGGY creature in figure-hugging jeans, green blouse and high-heels drew plenty of admiring glances as she strolled along then she stopped to adjust her shoulder bag and pushed back a floppy hat to uncover her face. And the men who had been eyeing "her" feminine curves seconds earlier were horrified to find themselves ogling Michael Jackson.

One said: "I almost fell over in shock. He looked so feminine. It was as if he's had a sex change. It was so bizarre." Another added: "He looked very, very odd."

The 48-year-old singer's outfit during his holiday in St Tropez last night sparked rumours of a sex swap. Jacko, who has been based in Bahrain since he was cleared of child sex charges last year, was with a mystery youngster in a similar hat - and a spaniel.

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They've not had a story about Jacko for a while, and this seems as good as any - I've no idea if it's true, and I really don't care either! Bring on the wacko jacko!

Griffo · Post by **Griffo** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:26 pm

Haha yeah, i saw this at lunch time just. Was sitting in a sandwhich shop, having a bacon and cheese sandwhich and it was on the front page of the paper which was on the table.

IRiSHMaFIA · Post by **IRiSHMaFIA** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:25 pm

He's odd, we all know it, and the only reason we all know it is because he's a celeb.

If he wants to be a bird, go for it. I don't really care. I only care that he keeps his hands off children.

Post by **eefanincan** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:51 pm

IRiSHMaFIA wrote:If he wants to be a bird, go for it. I don't really care. I only care that he keeps his hands off children.

Exactly! But you always wonder what's going to be next with him, don't you?

IRiSHMaFIA · Post by **IRiSHMaFIA** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:32 am

eefanincan wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:If he wants to be a bird, go for it. I don't really care. I only care that he keeps his hands off children.
Exactly! But you always wonder what's going to be next with him, don't you?

Nah not really. If I'm honest, I think more about how the fluff got in my bellybutton than I do Michael Jackson

( I don't really have fluff)

Griffo · Post by **Griffo** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:36 am

IRiSHMaFIA wrote:( I don't really have fluff)

Yeah..likely story

Post by **eefanincan** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:14 pm

IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:If he wants to be a bird, go for it. I don't really care. I only care that he keeps his hands off children.
Exactly! But you always wonder what's going to be next with him, don't you?
Nah not really. If I'm honest, I think more about how the fluff got in my bellybutton than I do Michael Jackson

( I don't really have fluff)

Yes, but it would be very interesting if MJ found lint in his belly button. Likely he'd collect it for several years then when he'd gotten enough, he try to build a theme park out of it or something. Then he'd search the world over for other celebrity belly lint and open a museum.

HandoGod · Post by **HandoGod** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:30 pm

What's this I hear about lint in the belly button?

Post by **faceless** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:56 am

Jacko seen recently - I'm guessing herpes or leprosy..

pirtybirdy · Post by **pirtybirdy** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:08 am

What's this really about? Those are cheezy bandaids(plasters) put in all weird spots. Not really covering up anything up in particular, just Indiscriminately placed. Maybe he has a mental problem more than a medical problem possibly? Maybe it's more than eccentricity.

Mandy · Post by **Mandy** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:48 am

Bad shave day ?

Though I agree they seem to be just random (e.g. one plaster over another). That's not logical ..

luke · Post by **luke** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:26 pm

pirtybirdy wrote:Maybe he has a mental problem more than a medical problem possibly?

Mandy wrote:That's not logical ..

someone call the police ... they're missing their two best detectives here

Post by **faceless** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:11 am

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Jacko hits a toy shop in pyjamas, a surgeon's mask, a rasta wig and a wheelchair
By Richard Simpson
10th July 2008[/align]

Any popstar worth their salt knows that to survive in the business, you have to reinvent yourself every so often - and the King of Pop must know that better than any. But quite what Michael Jackson thinks this look will do for his career is anyone's guess.

As he approaches his 50th birthday next month, the singer's appearance just seems to be getting more and more bizarre. Pictured on a visit to a toy and book shop near his current home in Las Vegas, the singer was slumped in a wheelchair wearing pyjamas, a dreadlocked wig, a surgeon's mask, a baseball cap and sunglasses.

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You show em you're not mental Michael!!

SpursFan1902 · Post by **SpursFan1902** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:47 pm

Wow, there is just not alot you can say to that....well, actually there is, but where to start??

Post by **eefanincan** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:56 pm

I agree 100% spurs! I don't even know where to start.