Eeewww.... Penis Art

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Pricasso -- the penis mightier than the sword


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Artist Tim Patch, who calls himself 'Pricasso', shows off his portrait of Alan Length which he painted with his penis during the opening day of the annual Sexpo in Sydney on Thursday

Using his penis as a brush, artist Tim 'Pricasso' Patch performed a number of live paintings to mark the start of Sexpo in Sydney, Australia, on Thursday.

Patch, 56, says he first painted with his organ during New Year's celebrations last year.

He only uses water-based paints and sells his paintings for around A$300 (US$250).

Patch says the road to becoming a prolific artist is a rough one.

"There is a limit to how long one can paint for, especially on canvas," he said on his Web site.

He adds that taking his work seriously helps him from getting too excited.

"I take the performance very seriously. It is entertainment," he said on his website. "Erotic, yes, but non-sexual. It's a gift, it's art."

Sexpo, which is in its tenth year, claims to be the largest adult sex exhibition in the world.

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Okay, I really had a good laugh at this. It's amazing what some people will do. However, I've not seen the art so I can't judge if his dick is actually good at satisfying my artistic eye.
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I'd like to see him paint something.....just once. For artistic value you understand? I'm no dirty yoke wanting to stare at mens equipment but it does seem facinating :oops:

Imagine if he was doing a portrait of you and he was drawing your mouth? Take a sec to picture the implications of that :P
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IRiSHMaFIA wrote:I'd like to see him paint something.....just once. For artistic value you understand? I'm no dirty yoke wanting to stare at mens equipment but it does seem facinating :oops:

Imagine if he was doing a portrait of you and he was drawing your mouth? Take a sec to picture the implications of that :P
I don't even need a second to take those implications! I just hope my mouth is closed! :)
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Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:I'd like to see him paint something.....just once. For artistic value you understand? I'm no dirty yoke wanting to stare at mens equipment but it does seem facinating :oops:

Imagine if he was doing a portrait of you and he was drawing your mouth? Take a sec to picture the implications of that :P
I don't even need a second to take those implications! I just hope my mouth is closed! :)
LMAO :shocked:
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I think it's a great angle if you're not a very good artist!
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faceless wrote:I think it's a great angle if you're not a very good artist!
I almost ran away with that comment but I'll just leave it be....for now!
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I wonder if he uses a soft or hard brush ????
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You asked for it, you got it.... here's a news video of this nutter painting... :)

https://media.smh.com.au/player/playlist ... pl=20730.1
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Gasman59 wrote:You asked for it, you got it.... here's a news video of this nutter painting... :)

https://media.smh.com.au/player/playlist ... pl=20730.1
:) Thanks so much for finding this Gasman! I'm dying here!
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The scary thing is, he?s not half bad, at least as an amateur, and if he can make a living doing amateur paintings, then good luck to him.

A thought?.

If they want to authenticate one of his paintings, do they do a DNA test?
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maycm wrote:The scary thing is, he?s not half bad, at least as an amateur, and if he can make a living doing amateur paintings, then good luck to him.

A thought?.

If they want to authenticate one of his paintings, do they do a DNA test?
The might just need to compare strokes.
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You two are BAD !!!!!! :) :lol: :)
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