Smugglers!

Post by **faceless** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:56 pm

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This German drugs smuggler used his needlework skills to turn his bermuda shorts into a multi-pocketed coke carrier. He was arrested at El Prat de Llobregat airport near Barcelona with a weighty 6.6 kilograms of cocaine

Suspect package: An image taken from next year's 'Mules in Pants' 2010 calendar

A 66 year old Chilean man was caught at Barcelona airport wearing this plaster cast on his foot made of cocaine. He believed his smelly foot would disguise the whiff of the drug

These dogs got someone life and not just Christmas- a gang of Columbian drug dealers had obviously run out of mules so they surgically implanted liquid heroin into them

An x-ray of a labrador dog showing parcels of cocaine inserted between the stomach and skin lining by a vet in Colombia prior to export to Europe

Mexican Navy officers thought something fishy was going on when they stopped and searched a freighter carrying a shipment of frozen sharks. They discovered more than a ton of cocaine stuffed inside 30 frozen shark carcasses

This is apparently the latest method to smuggle drugs- fill a condom with cocaine and then feed it to your pet snake....then smuggle the snake

This 42 piece dinner service will get you completely smashed because it is made with 20 kilograms of cocaine. A 35-year-old was arrested as he received the package made up of cups, plates and bowls at his home in Barcelona

A Harvard-educated African Prince is currently crying in his cell for attempting to smuggle £163,000 worth of coke stuffed in hollowed out onions into Heathrow airport

Cocaine concealed in cotton reels from South Africa

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btaylo24 · Post by **btaylo24** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:22 am

Its amazing the trouble they go to... I was reading the other day about how the drug cartels actually have submarines they use. Cost 1million each and they dispose of them after every trip..

Business must be booming for them, as always!

Barry

Post by **faceless** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:08 am

I've been wondering about this pic - why are there pants around his knees when he seems to be wearing some underneath the shorts anyway?

luke · Post by **luke** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:27 am

maybe they're really tight to try and flatten out the drugs

the plates and cups are good, i wonder how they found out?

there used to be a web site and you could order weed from amsterdam, i ordered once and got mine alright, it was vac-packed and just sent through the normal post, but a little while after loads of people received letters saying they had a package waiting for them at customs ...