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Johnnywadd (Power User) at 2010-09-24

Yay!

I just got a divorce.
On the release of Civilisation V :lol:
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This is to yourmamma said. Are you nuts most child perverts are black men. Try going to the jails and looking. There full of black men and they are nearly all child killers are sexual preverts. So you need to get off your white black thing. This is the 20 century.
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My favourite from today...
Reply with: you killed your own, and dozens of Juventus fans you bindipping rat catching Cunt.
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DomDoze wrote:I know a poet that charges by the syllable. You really have to keep your eyes on the meter.
that deserves a small ripple of applause... :)
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“I was clothes shopping with the wife when she picked out a short dress and asked me, ‘Do you think I could pull this off?’

'With your figure, I’d be surprised if you could pull it on’, I said
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Tea totaler George Galloway, who famously stood up to an enquirey by American senators does have one or two problems..............he has had a former life as a tom cat and he would shag a button hole in a fur coat.

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snort... haha
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there were 11 arrests out of 1000 demonstrators. 0.011% hardly a majority.

Print the truth or don't print it

- Paul, Liverpool, 13/12/2010 9:52
The first sentence is bad enough (it should be 1.1%, not 0.011) ... but what about the second line? GAH!!
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I can be anecdotally cuntish about this

From here
I've always thought that was an admirable trait in anyone! :lol:
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We run a restaurant in London & have been blighted by mothers breastfeeding their baby's in front of other clients. Along with other restaurateurs we have been keenly awaiting the publication of Dr Mary Fewtrell's study. As a result of this we can now challenge mothers of baby's of 4 months to stop breastfeeding & use solids or demand that they leave. Our legal advisors have told us our position is & that it could be argued in court that Dr Mary Fewtrell study has undermined previous arguments. All we are interested in doing is creating the right atmosphere for clients to enjoy their meal WITHOUT having to endure the sight of half naked mothers putting them off their food!

- David Webb, London, England, 14/1/2011 22:11
One of the comments on the Daily Mail article about this breastfeeding/weaning thing that was in the news today. It made me laugh but has caused outrage on some of the baby forum.
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Those impolite mothers blighting society with their children must be stopped!
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TheRealSteveDAy wrote:My brother collects antique spoons. A bit eccentric, but he's a big hit with the ladles.
I didn't get this at first - damn these pesky eyes!
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some edl twat on youtube wrote:im NOT an retrad
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whatsgonewrong wrote:February 10, 2011 3:23 PM
is this the short end of the straw?
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Gaiseric wrote:24 February 2011 3:48PM

These phone-in shows always seem to attract right wing nutters
On a thread about Gaddafi calling in to a TV show and claiming Bin Laden is behind the revolution...
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Perhaps the jailing of these people will teach other people not to put televisions in ovens

- Niall, Edinburgh, 25/2/2011 17:17
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