Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

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Marcella-FL wrote:hmmmm ... his goat wife choked on a plastic bag, eh? Sounds suspicious ...
Oh brother. Not just sex with a goat, but kinky sex with a goat? :lol:

I think this internet sensation just got new legs.
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R.I.P. Sudan's married goat
SUDAN'S MARRIED GOAT has, mercifully, gone to the heavenly farmyard, released from its suffering as a beast of burden.

The goat, known as Rose to close friends, became a web phenomenon when it was reported that she had been "married" to Sudanese man Charles Tombe. The wedding was enforced by elders after a drunken Tombe was found taking advantage of the poor animal. He was also made to pay a dowry to Rose's original owner. The elders hoped to shame Tombe, though did not spare Rose's feelings in doing so.

Rose found supporters around the world who, thanks to the internet and particularly this website's "Most E-mailed" function, kept her plight in the public mind for much of her short marriage. Friends would joke about how she had reached the end of her tether, about whether the couple would have any kids, and if they did, whether they would employ a nanny. Others pointed out that the tale got their goat, or wondered whether Tombe had become a "goatee".

Though forced into human institutions, Rose remained a proud goat to the end, doing what all good goats do and eating anything she could find. It was this, ironically, which led to her demise - she choked after eating scraps of a plastic bag.

Joking aside, she is actually survived by a male kid, evidence that despite her troubled past she found personal fulfilment with her own kind. Her human "widower" is perhaps wisely not commenting.

Nice!!
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was it Tombe's step-kid? Does that make the goat an adulterer and possibly stoning for the crime? if she were still here ...
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Marcella-FL wrote:Does that make the goat an adulterer and possibly stoning for the crime?
Depends on the goat's religion, and if was caught red-goated by 3 independent witnesses ..
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Goats rescued from bridge after two days stranded on thin ledge
Two goats proved to be real silly billies when they got stranded for two days on the ledge of a bridge in Montana.[/align]
The poor bleeters were plucked to safety by a towering crane after going without food and drink for 48 hours. They are thought to have wandered onto the railroad ledge in southern Montana at night, then froze once the sun rose and they realised where they were.

The two young females occasionally stepped to the pillar to urinate then returned to the narrower ledge, where they tried to rest their tired legs by tucking them under their bodies for a few seconds, an eye-witness said. The goats are now said to be in a good condition.

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I couldn't find any video in English, so this one's Swedish I think... still, it's not important.
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Post by Brown Sauce »

here y'goat

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dunno about infamous ..
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