Pass the cheese

Post by **Skylace** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:20 pm

I'm a big fan of cheesy and corny jokes. Especially after years of working with kids and having to censor humor (to keep my job). Over the years I have told some good ones and also heard some great ones from students. So here is the place to share those cheesy jokes that are just so punny (or one that just make you groan and roll your eyes).
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A mushroom walks into a bar and asks the lovely lady sitting there if she would like to go out. She looks at him and says "I'm sorry, I don't date mushrooms". With a sad face he says 'But why? I'm a fun-guy!"
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Two atoms are at the movies. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my electrons!" "Are you sure?" asks the other. "Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."
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A man walked into a bar....it hurt.
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And one of my favorites that a student told me one day:

Student: Isn't it amazing that after all the crap they've been through, they've still stuck together?

Me: Who?

Student: Your butt cheeks (giggles and runs away

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Post by **faceless** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:42 pm

from the pages of Viz...

Post by **eefanincan** » Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:41 am

Groan! Those are great guys -- big fan of cheesey humour myself, having worked with kids a lot..... here's my contribution:

What did the scarf say to the hat?

"You go on "ahead" and I'll go around."

What did the tablecloth say to the table?

"I've got you covered".

SquareEyes · Post by **SquareEyes** » Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:49 am

Oh dear... I can see a ton of old crap coming, such as:

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

A: Hang onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow-job.

Ahem... Now I'll make like a tree, and leaf

Post by **faceless** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:46 am

ahh, cheeky sexism... (again from Viz)

Post by **eefanincan** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:27 pm

Post by **Skylace** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:08 pm

Good ones guys!

Post by **eefanincan** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:15 am

Q: What do you call an Irishman who is bullet proof?

A: Rick O'Shea

Post by **faceless** » Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:46 am

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Post by **faceless** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:43 pm

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Post by **faceless** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:45 am

"I've just had my planning application for some land turned down, ah well, best not dwell on it."

Gary Delaney

Post by **eefanincan** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:24 pm

Post by **Skylace** » Sat May 01, 2010 11:20 pm

What do you call a ghost with an eating disorder?

Boo-limic

SpursFan1902 · Post by **SpursFan1902** » Sun May 02, 2010 6:34 pm

So silly... these make me giggle. They are like the jokes my nephews tell me!
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Post by **eefanincan** » Sun May 02, 2010 10:36 pm

Skylace wrote:What do you call a ghost with an eating disorder?

Boo-limic

Groan!