Batten down the hatches and put an arm round your partner, Jackass big shot Steve-O is now here, and the whole Island is practically rocking!
?I?m not really going in there with an agenda,? he told us, head-banging gently by the pool.
?All I?ve really shown the world about myself is a lot of idiotic self-mutilation and humour, which I?m proud of, but I?m really here to have an all-expenses paid vacation with hot chicks!
?It sounds like a lot of fun, and I think people are going to get to see a side of me that the world just hasn?t been exposed to.?
So for those of you are a wee bit hazy as to stunt whiz Steve-O?s previous work (and if that?s you, where have you been all these years?!), here?s the ?fall-out? from the worst of his Jackass shenanigans gone horribly wrong.
?I jumped off a balcony, and when I met the floor, it was with my face,? he explained. ?I broke my cheekbone (which means I brag about having broken my skull).
?I broke seven teeth, I got ten stitches in my chin and I got a broken wrist. That was my worst fall. All of these teeth are crowns and veneers?not dentures!?
Erm, lovely?! So just how is the action man going to woo our gentile young ladies?
?I could be all cheesy and say, ?Oh, I do a great massage!?? he laughs, and believe us, you know when he?s laughing!
?Maybe my dazzling good looks, and my cut, toned physical shape!?
But one thing?s for sure when he arrives on the Island, sexed up Steve-O?s a gentleman at heart, and won?t be treading on any tanned toes.
?As much as I love having sex, I don?t want to disrespect any of the women or the dudes,? he says.
?I it?s think respect that makes the world go round. In my career I don?t hurt anybody but myself.
?I?m a tough guy, so I can do some pretty mean things to myself. But I honestly want to approach this for what it is ? the chance for people to see a side of me they haven?t seen.?
YES! I do love a bit of Love Island. It's light, easy entertainment. And at the moment I like more people in Love Island than I do in BB.
