Crazy Patents

Post by **faceless** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:48 am

This site is really funny - they've looked through patent archives to find the strangest and generally most useless contraptions ever invented... www.freepatentsonline.com

For a shining example of botchery - try this: www.freepatentsonline.com/3216423.pdf it's a device to help women give birth using the power of CENTRIFUGAL FORCE!! Note especially the "catcher's mitt" type gizmo, employed to prevent the child from hitting the wall!

Outstanding.

IRiSHMaFIA · Post by **IRiSHMaFIA** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:02 pm

Jaysus lol The 'catchers mitt' actually did catch my eye right away

I think I'd rather give birth in the jungle being assisted by monkeys than be strapped into that thing

Post by **faceless** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:46 pm

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