
French hearts Lilley
March 13, 2009
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LOOK out, Chris Lilley, you are in Dawn French's crosshairs - and she has more than a polite handshake in mind. The British comedian recently spent a night watching Summer Heights High on DVD and was astounded by Lilley's skill.
"I know I'm a bit behind everyone else but it was one of the best nights of my life. I stayed up and watched all of it. Then I was weeping at the end - I didn't expect that," French says. "I have to meet that man when I'm in Australia. I don't know what his proclivity is but I'm definitely going to have to sort him out." Told that Lilley split with his girlfriend last year, French is jubilant. "OK! I can march in there and cause trouble. That's my intention: to leave Australia with Chris Lilley as my boyfriend. "Don't tell Len," she adds, referring to her husband, Lenny Henry.
Lilley has until June to prepare himself, when French and her comedy partner Jennifer Saunders bring their stage show, French And Saunders: Still Alive, to Australia. After the final series of French & Saunders went to air in Britain in 2007, the pair staged a farewell tour of Britain last year. Halfway through, they decided to add London shows - then the Australia question came up.
"Of course, when we were doing the tour we thought, we've been invited to Australia every year for the last 25 years and through raising kids and trying to fit in school holidays and so on, we've never managed to find the right time to come to Oz. We thought there isn't going to be another chance if we don't go now," French says. "So we got drunk one night and thought, that's that. And we were still up for it the morning after."
In a satisfying piece of synchronicity, Australia marks the beginning and end of their touring together. They appeared at the Adelaide Festival of the Arts in 1982 with the Comic Strip, the underground comedy group responsible for the cult hits The Comic Strip Presents ... and The Young Ones. The group was also where Saunders met her future husband, Adrian Edmondson. French and Saunders met at London's Central School of Speech and Drama in 1978 and, while they have a close relationship now, they didn't immediately take to each other.
"We didn't dislike each other; it was more that we'd come from separate groups. We didn't really come across each other for the first year, until we shared a place together. Then we kind of had to amuse each other," French says. "When I learned we were both going to share this flat I thought, 'Ugh, I'll have to put up with that girl.' But it was only two minutes of knowing her and we were off. I just didn't expect to like her as much as I do."
After graduating, they formed a double act called the Menopause Sisters, a dubious routine that involved them wearing tampons in their ears, before they came to public attention in the Comic Strip as French and Saunders. They collaborated on other projects before their series French & Saunders began on the BBC in 1987. After a slow start the ratings grew, along with the budget for their increasingly elaborate spoofs of films, pop stars and celebrities. Seven series and numerous awards on, French is acutely aware that they would not be given similar latitude in today's industry, with its need for immediate results.
"People will put together a series and by episode two, if it's not getting the ratings, it will be moved around in the schedule so nobody can find it, then it fails completely so it's off," she says. "When we started, honestly, they let us make two years of French & Saunders before we started getting decent ratings and before we really knew how we wanted to do it. If the modern-day rules were applied to us then, we just wouldn't be here."
One would think such a long and close relationship would have included the odd argument, but French says not. "We don't actually argue. I don't know why but we don't," she says. "We've had a couple of good sulks over the years. It's been 30 years - we're entitled to a couple of sulks. But a full-on falling out? Never. "We're looking for the best in each other, you know, and working together so you forgive an awful lot and just get on with the important stuff.
"We have a really, really close relationship. I don't think I've got any secrets from Jennifer and she's someone I know very well, whose counsel I would always seek. She knows the bad stuff and the good stuff; we've seen each other through births, deaths, marriages, everything. We've been through the big stuff of life together so it's pretty difficult to split something like that up."
Some of that big stuff includes stories about Henry's 1999 dalliance with an Australian hotel receptionist, Merri Cheyne, who was seen emerging from his hotel room in York. Cheyne, 26, said nothing happened but the fact that she was a slim blonde was a crushing blow for the famously voluptuous French. Two weeks later another scandal erupted when a Sunday newspaper published stories about Henry's allegedly lewd and drunken behaviour during an earlier trip to Spain. The revelations sent Henry into a private clinic suffering depression and left their marriage hanging by a thread.
The couple maintained a dignified silence before French issued an ultimatum. If they were going to overcome their difficulties, they had to abandon their busy schedules and take a break to concentrate on their marriage. With their daughter Billie, they headed to New Zealand and spent three months travelling around in a camper van. The couple adopted Billie in 1991, after struggling to conceive.
In her 2008 autobiography, Dear Fatty, French wrote to Henry: "Thank you for your patience and understanding and total commitment to the endless rounds of heartbreaking IVF failures we endured together, while quite often simultaneously celebrating yet more arrivals of new babies in the lives of our chums. The sneaking in and out of clinics, often at night, to avoid interest ... The isolation of not being able to speak about it to others, for fear of alerting the media. The endless samples and specimens. The jokes about it. The miscarriages and the grieving. Two of us quietly forging ahead in our great longing for a baby." That longed-for baby, now a teenager, is apparently for sale. "She's going to the lowest bidder," French jokes. "She refers to us as the enemy . . . But that's all completely normal."
Articles about the couple invariably refer to their "adopted" daughter. Asked if the distinction sometimes rankles, French says she wishes people just wouldn't bother pointing it out: "We have no shame about that and neither does she. There's no real reason to make the distinction. I'm not bothered either way. Sometimes for her sake I wish they'd give it a rest but I can't control that. Why don't you describe my daughter as just my daughter and say in your story that all Jennifer's were vaginally born? Jennifer has three vaginally born daughters. That would be hilarious."
Dear Fatty was a bestseller and French says she would like to write "a couple more books". "I've moved to Cornwall now so I'm a long way from London and I'd kind of like to find something I can do down there," she says. "It was a solitary exercise but that's partly because I have always worked in partnerships; either the marriage, I run a clothes business with a partner, I have a best friend I do stuff with, I've got Jennifer . . . this was the first job I did completely alone. I wasn't looking forward to that initially but I found it really great. When you're a bit of a control freak, which I think I am, writing is quite a good job because ultimately, it's just you. I'd like to do more of that."
She has devised a sit-com that a couple of writers are working on, is continuing with a drama project about a palliative care nurse and will film another series of Jam And Jerusalem with Saunders. But first is the Australian tour. The pair rarely perform live and while French admits to feeling slightly scared, she loves the unpredictability of being on stage. If one or the other gets the giggles, all the better.
"Jennifer and I only do this act because we want to make each other laugh. If it makes other people laugh at the same time, that's cool," she says. "But one of the great things about performing live is there's always the possibility that something is going to happen or we'll handle something in a certain way that makes the other one crack up. I would say that's the case virtually every night. Something is going on where one is challenging the other, one drops something in to see how the other will react. There would be no point in doing it if we don't make each other laugh a bit."
The show features mock rivalry about who is the bigger star and sketches with some of their best-loved characters, including the Jackie and Joan Collins duo, two clueless 15-year-olds talking about sex, Catherine Zeta-Spartacus-Douglas-Jones and the original Ab Fab routine. French says the Australian show will be tweaked to include more relevant cultural references. "We've done things where we take the piss out of people in this country, so now we have to take the piss out of people in your country."
French has become famous for kissing male celebrities on TV, including Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and a lingering pash with George Clooney in an episode of Parkinson. "I had a system by which I was going to elicit the snog and I didn't even get to use it because he was already on me," she says. So should Chris Lilley be puckering up? "If he's up for it, I'll snog him. Maybe you could issue the challenge? . . . It might be a repulsive thought, me kissing people. But I can provide the alcohol that will enable it."
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