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Post by **faceless** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:47 pm

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One-legged man seeks woman who knows her way around a bologna sandwich - m4w - 52 (Lebanon)
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Please, one-legged women need not respond.

If you like bologna, I want to talk to you!!!! I am a huge bologna fan, and I'm looking to share my interest in fine cured meats with the right gal. Is that YOU??? I must stress that this does not refer to Lebanon bologna (any mention of it will get your response deleted instantly... I've had too many bad experiences with that flavor.)

I like it fried, roasted, baked, smoked, broiled, bridled, delapidated, or peanut butter and jellied. The possibilities are endless!!!!

We could do anything really, as long as it involves that sweet taste (of bologna)

I repeat.... one legged women need not respond.

AND PEOPLE............. IT'S PRONOUNCED BA-LOW-NEE. I'M SO SICK OF CORRECTING YOU HATERS.

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Post by **Skylace** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:38 pm

WTF?!?:lol:

pirtybirdy · Post by **pirtybirdy** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:02 am

Where has he been all my life??? Too late now, I'm already spoken for. :-( LOL!

Post by **faceless** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:12 am

It looks like he has some Spicy Nik Naks on his cardboard plate. He could be Peter Baynham's American nemesis!

That won't mean much unless you ever heard/watched 'Fist Of Fun' with Stewart Lee and richard Herring in the 90s...

Post by **Skylace** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:17 am

Those are Cheetos and some gerkins on his plate. He is far from creative with his BELOW-KNEE adventures.

Post by **faceless** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:19 am

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Nik Naks - I think we're all being lied to in some kind of global snack-based conspiracy!

Post by **Skylace** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:33 am

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Nik Naks - I think we're all being lied to in some kind of global snack-based conspiracy!

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If he's in America, it's Cheetos, we don't have Nik Naks.

Post by **faceless** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:38 am

I just meant it as a comparison - look at the nobbliness of the two side by side. It's trans-atlantic maize-based snack trickery without a doubt... haha

Post by **Skylace** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:40 am

faceless wrote:I just meant it as a comparison - look at the nobbliness of the two side by side. It's trans-atlantic maize-based snack trickery without a doubt... haha

It's evil but tasty.

Post by **faceless** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:56 am

They have cheese flavoured Nik Naks here, but they're like the bastard cousins of he original 'Nice N Spicy'. If you ever try them, the evil you thought existed in Cheetos will be multiplied as the chemically enhanced flavour spreads over your tastebuds like an oil slick over a beach. They're so tasty you won't care if there's a guillemot choking nearby, or even a seal pup flapping desperately in its emulsified last gasps.

I quite fancy a packet now.

Post by **Skylace** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:20 am

faceless wrote:They have cheese flavoured Nik Naks here, but they're like the bastard cousins of he original 'Nice N Spicy'. If you ever try them, the evil you thought existed in Cheetos will be multiplied as the chemically enhanced flavour spreads over your tastebuds like an oil slick over a beach. They're so tasty you won't care if there's a guillemot choking nearby, or even a seal pup flapping desperately in its emulsified last gasps.

I quite fancy a packet now.

I don't know. Cheetos are dangerously cheesy and have had a lot more time to work on their evilness, since they were invented in the 40s. A full four decades before Nik Naks.
After all, Cheetos are the cheese that goes crunch.

Post by **Skylace** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:37 am

Some great Cheetos ads.
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I can't find my favorite one where she takes the handful of Cheetos and puts it in the bitch's dryer at the laundromat. Man, that's a classic!

Post by **faceless** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:38 am

Crunchy cheese is, without doubt, the devil's purest work.

I stand corrected.

Post by **faceless** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:46 am

hold up now, Chester Cheeto is faux English. The plot thickens.

Post by **Skylace** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:49 pm

faceless wrote:hold up now, Chester Cheeto is faux English. The plot thickens.

Yeah, he started being that way a few years ago when they relaunched their new ad campaign.
However, here in America we are having a new 'British Invasion'. In our ads. Almost every break there is at least one ad that has someone with a faux English accent. From the Geico Gecko to the Cheer laundry detergent lady (not to mention the Pledge guy, the elephant for Air Wick, and so on) so it stems much further then the snack industry!