Saddam Hussein has been found guilty and has been sentenced to be shot, his last request was to name his own firing squad,...
...... so he choose Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher from 12 yards.
The World Cup
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I just found this link and it looks pretty good:
https://www.monopolyfootball.com
You play the board game Monopoly and try to win a ticket to the final! So, that's about 29 hours left! haha
https://www.monopolyfootball.com
You play the board game Monopoly and try to win a ticket to the final! So, that's about 29 hours left! haha
Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark.
Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!
The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time. At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.
On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away.
As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"
?That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country."
"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows Fcuk all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?"
Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!
The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time. At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.
On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away.
As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"
?That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country."
"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows Fcuk all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?"
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I so wanted Germany in the final. Now I'll have to root for France because I HATE Italy!
I had originally told my hubby he could invite his other footie mad friend over for the final since we have a 62" HDtv ... But then he had to go and call and leave a message on our machine singing about Italy! I knew he was an Italy fan but I cannot have him in my house during the final. It would get ugly.If Italy wins I'll just have to excommunicate him because I won't be able to stomach the celebration.
Hubby said it was ok. He hasn't wanted to call him back since the game ...
Thank god Brazil got knocked out or I wouldn't watch the final at all! I am actually looking forward to the 3rd place game more!
I had originally told my hubby he could invite his other footie mad friend over for the final since we have a 62" HDtv ... But then he had to go and call and leave a message on our machine singing about Italy! I knew he was an Italy fan but I cannot have him in my house during the final. It would get ugly.If Italy wins I'll just have to excommunicate him because I won't be able to stomach the celebration.
Hubby said it was ok. He hasn't wanted to call him back since the game ...
Thank god Brazil got knocked out or I wouldn't watch the final at all! I am actually looking forward to the 3rd place game more!
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One comment on your commenttasst wrote:Just one comment Only one more day then it's over. Go England go. Prem will be starting soon.
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Having said that, the penalty awarded to France was missing only a double twist with pike to go through to the olympic final on the high board.Marcella-FL wrote:I HATE Italy - the diving bastards!
Well done Italy - I thought they were the better team (though not the best) through the tournament, though the French must have thought their name was on the trophy when they had beaten Brazil.
here's the game:
<embed src="https://tonaz.altervista.org/zidane.swf" height="480" width="640">
download link if anyone wants to save it...
https://tonaz.altervista.org/zidane.swf