Bloody corporate speak

Post by **faceless** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:54 pm

[web]https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7457287.stm[/web]

This kind of crap is partly why I've refused jobs working in these environments. I'd seriously end doing injury to someone if I heard this crap day in and day out... haha but moving forward, let's open up the envelope and see if the cookie flies.

nekokate · Post by **nekokate** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:07 pm

Haha! They missed out my favourite one! When an idea is rejected: "Let's horizon that."

bay · Post by **bay** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:54 am

OMG these are great... incentivise, PMSL...... yeah, I loff RIF. been there done that got the t-shirt...

Post by **Skylace** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:58 pm

Idea Showers! What happens when they get a golden one?

SpursFan1902 · Post by **SpursFan1902** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:19 pm

Ugh...part of the reason I will NEVER work in an office again! I will go back to fast food first...

bay · Post by **bay** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:34 pm

Idea Showers! What happens when they get a golden one?

OMG, falling outa chair laughin here

Brown Sauce · Post by **Brown Sauce** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:01 pm

I always thought that drilling had something to do with pickin' yer nose.

Anything with "team" in it. Unless it is used in a sporting context.

For instance,

“Demonstrates a thorough understanding of liquid production techniques and sharing where applicable with the team, with any additions as required by each team member”.