Unfortunate names...

Post by **faceless** » Thu May 22, 2008 12:43 am

[web]https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/th ... 31420.html[/web]

ahhh to live in Twatt... and the beauty of its wild setting.

Bat · Post by **Bat** » Thu May 22, 2008 3:29 pm

Surely not as bad as the town in Austria called FUCK

major.tom · Post by **major.tom** » Thu May 22, 2008 8:06 pm

I remember from the book Freakonomics the girl's name "Shithead" (pronounced Shaw-teed).

Post by **Skylace** » Thu May 22, 2008 9:23 pm

major.tom wrote:I remember from the book Freakonomics the girl's name "Shithead" (pronounced Shaw-teed).

I actually had a male student named that. It was terrible. Other great ones I have encountered:

Morereese's-(because when his mom was pregnant with him she wanted "more reeses peanut butter cups")
Poetry Royal III (a boy)
Princess Divine (apparently they wanted her to be ready just in case she went into porn)
Crystal Cleer
Rita Book
Rocky Balboa
Buzuka

And there are more, but those are the ones that stand out.

Post by **eefanincan** » Sun May 25, 2008 9:38 pm

Had a patient once with the middle name of Duran Duran.

Ash · Post by **Ash** » Mon May 26, 2008 3:16 pm

Post by **faceless** » Tue May 27, 2008 9:24 pm

A pregant Derry woman is in a car crash and spends 9 months in a coma. She comes round and the doctor tells her that she is the mother of twins, a girl and a boy.
"We had to give them names and we asked your brother from Donegal to do it for you" Said the Doctor.
"Surely you didn't ask that eejit?" Screamed the woman, "He's as thick as shite!"
"What did he call the girl?" She asked
"Denise" Replied the Doctor
"Hey thats not bad, he's not as thick as I thought!" Answered the woman, "And what did he call the Boy?"
"Denephew"

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SpursFan1902 · Post by **SpursFan1902** » Tue May 27, 2008 11:12 pm

eefanincan wrote:Had a patient once with the middle name of Duran Duran.

At least it wasn't the patient's first name! Although, I guess technically it could be both....Duran Duran Smith, paging Duran Duran Smith...

Post by **Skylace** » Tue May 27, 2008 11:37 pm

Oh! I had a boss with a very fitting name. Michael Hunt, but he went by Mike. That was fun.

maycm · Post by **maycm** » Fri May 30, 2008 3:24 am

I've probably posted this here before by my daughter has a friend named "Evening" (who also has a brother named Dashell). Poor girl. Her parents are from the 60's I believe.

My missus also works for Prudential and saw a newsletter last week quoting the Vice President of Individual Life Insurance, who's name was Rich Brugger, which is so nearly a great name it's worth posting.

Post by **eefanincan** » Fri May 30, 2008 10:57 pm

SpursFan1902 wrote:
eefanincan wrote:Had a patient once with the middle name of Duran Duran.
At least it wasn't the patient's first name! Although, I guess technically it could be both....Duran Duran Smith, paging Duran Duran Smith...

On that same line of thought, Nick Rhodes from Duran Duran's real name is actually Nick Bates, so of course, in school he was always know as "Master Bates".

SpursFan1902 · Post by **SpursFan1902** » Sat May 31, 2008 1:03 am

Working many years with the public, I have come across many crazy names...Harry Butts, Cherry Virgin, Justin Case, ect...I also had a man change his name to Virginia (don't remember the last name) and another that changed his name to Llando Calrisian (sp) from Star Wars and one that wanted to change his name to a number...7 I believe. Amazing....