Man: I want a cheese burger, but without the cheese.
Employee: So... you want a hamburger, ok.
Man: Yes, I want a hamburger but I dont want any cheese on it.
Employee: Yes, that's a hamburger.
Man: And it hasn't got cheese?
Employee: No
Man: Ok, I'll have a hamburger without cheese
- Lianne Wakeman, Birmingham, West Midlands
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Overheard in the card department of John Lewis. Member of staff answers the phone and says: "Sorry Madam we do not do Passover cards but we do have condolence cards."
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A couple of crackers there
