The world of wankery was in turmoil today as it was revealed that a former tit-flashing Page 3 girl has become involved in the seedy world of SEX. Morally enraged parents are at this moment trying to explain to wailing children how it could possibly be that a person who flashes their norks for cash could ever end up tossing off trade for an earner. World champion voyeur Dick Crust said 'We saw it coming ages ago''.
