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A man meets an older woman at a club. She was well fit for 57!!

They have a few drinks, bit of a snog. She then asks him if he has ever had a Sportsmans Double??

Whats one of them he says.

A mother and daughter three some!!

He says 'no'


She says 'its your lucky night then!!'

They head back to her place, she puts the hall lights on and shouts upstairs












'Mum you still awake??' :oops:
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Post by faceless »

booooooooooo hissssssssssss!
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brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Post by 6ULDV8 »

Where can I find such a woman?
What club?
Where?
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Post by Mandy »

My advice : See what "mum" looks like first before bolting.

Now what if the daughter was called "Mumia" ? ['mum' for short?]

Sorry .. confusing this thread with the rights to name a child
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Post by Griffo »

I lol'd :lol:
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Post by major.tom »

Me too. Nice one, Bat.
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