MENOPAUSE JEWELRY

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My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.



We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
fuckin' red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I'm gonna use that one!
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Hee hee. That's a cute one. Thanks Pirty.
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Post by faceless »

Domestic violence jokes? Can't beat em! (at least not under current legislation)

haha
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:lol:
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