Great Tabloid Headlines

Post by **faceless** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:37 pm

I just saw the headline 'Massage In A Brothel' on a story about sting being photographed outside a brothel in Hamburg and thought it was excellent.

If you know of any other good ones post em up.

pirtybirdy · Post by **pirtybirdy** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:52 pm

Maybe he was singing "Roxanne" to them. :-D

popinjay · Post by **popinjay** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:38 am

"ASYLUM SEEKERS SPREADING AIDS"

Daily Express front page.

Post by **faceless** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 11:35 am

I was hoping more for funny, interesting wordplay etc...

Mandy · Post by **Mandy** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:39 pm

Maybe it read : "ASYLUM SEEKERS AID SPREADING"

Post by **eefanincan** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:10 pm

That was too funny face! I love all those sorts of headlines.

Couldn't find any wordplay ones, but these are funny anyway:

[web]https://www.armenianteens.com/newspaper.php[/web]

luke · Post by **luke** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:16 pm

'fit as a fidel', on fidel castro getting better, spotted in the news of the world

Brown Sauce · Post by **Brown Sauce** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:08 am

years ago when Michael Foot had something to do with the ministry of defense, I forget what exactly and a quick peruse of wikipedia come up with no clues, the Mirror had this headline,

FOOT HEADS ARMS BODY ..

then there's always the beautiful

SUPER CALI GO BALISTIC CELTIC ARE ATTROCIOUS.