Limerick

maycm · Post by **maycm** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:21 am

Who had sex every night with a ho'

Bat · Post by **Bat** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:59 am

maycm wrote: ...an old favourite....

There once was a man from Nantucket,

Looks like no one else knows that classic Maycm.

I'll remind them

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's knob was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping spunk from his chin
If my arse was a cunt
I would fuck it.

Post by **Skylace** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:35 pm

There once was a girly named Lou

6ULDV8 · Post by **6ULDV8** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:29 pm

Who tried eating fried mice & a shoe

maycm · Post by **maycm** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:01 pm

While she chewed on the laces,

Post by **faceless** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:44 pm

she dreamed of faraway places

Post by **Skylace** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:44 pm

and getting there on a canoe.
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There once was a tiny old dog

Aja · Post by **Aja** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:33 pm

who loved to sleep on a log....

6ULDV8 · Post by **6ULDV8** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:13 pm

whilst quietly dreaming

girldorksrule · Post by **girldorksrule** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:44 pm

and pleasantly scheming

Post by **faceless** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:26 pm

got crushed to death by a big cog

there was a wee guy from down town

6ULDV8 · Post by **6ULDV8** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:40 pm

who couldn't muster a frown

Post by **Skylace** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:44 pm

all day he did smile

girldorksrule · Post by **girldorksrule** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:46 pm

And whittle a while

6ULDV8 · Post by **6ULDV8** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:25 pm

until he found his lady wouldn't go down...

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There was a small fruit called an Orange