all sorts of malarkey to stuff your brain with
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Skylace
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Owing $1000 to me is better than swimming with sharks.
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by girldorksrule »
Skylace wrote:Being pecked to death by chickens is better than working with drunks

Amen!
Swimming with sharks is better than wearing concrete shoes.
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Wearing concrete shoes is better than arguing with a brick wall.
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arguing with a brick wall is better than stubbing your toe because of a voodoo curse
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girldorksrule
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Stubbing your toe because of a voodoo curse is better than pissing yourself.
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maycm
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by maycm »
Pissing yourself is better than crapping yourself
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by Skylace »
Crapping yourself is better than having someone shit on you.
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by maycm »
Someone shitting on you is better than being stuck in quicksand
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Being stuck in quicksand is better then an elephant stepping on your big toe.
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by maycm »
An elephant stepping on your big toe is better than watching any film starring Jennifer Lopez
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Watching any film starring Jennifer Lopez is better then reading a romance novel.
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Reading a romance novel is better than having your eyelashes plucked out by demons.
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Having your eyelashes plucked out by demons is better than trying to explain what is going on in "Lost"
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Trying to explain what is going on in "Lost" is better than getting sucked into quick sand.
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Getting sucked into quick sand is better than wathing ANY Elvis movie