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What's sliced bread the best thing since?

What did the first person to milk a cow think they were doing?

......you get the idea
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
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If a man is alone in a forest void of women & he speaks.. is he still wrong?
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If a forest falls in the woods the woods and kills a mime, does anybody care?
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How come I can still see evaporated milk?
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Why are there locks on the door of a 7-11 if it never closes?
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eefanincan wrote:Why are there locks on the door of a 7-11 if it never closes?
why is it called 7-11 if it's open all day?
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Why is abbreviation such a long word?


Why is "Dyslexic" so difficult to spell?
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What's a 7 - 11? A 24 - 7 gone wrong?
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6ULDV8 wrote:If a man is alone in a forest void of women & he speaks.. is he still wrong?
That question is answerable - Yes
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faceless wrote:
eefanincan wrote:Why are there locks on the door of a 7-11 if it never closes?
why is it called 7-11 if it's open all day?
Actually, I've always wondered that myself.
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If cheese has its picture taken, what does it say?
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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