Musical condom hits the high notes

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IRiSHMaFIA
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Musical condom hits the high notes

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A musical condom designed to play louder and faster as lovers reach a climax is to go on sale in Ukraine.

Grigoriy Chausovsky, from Zaporozhye, said his condoms came fitted with a special sensor that registers when the condom is put on.

It transmits a signal to a miniature speaker in the base of the condom which play a melody.

He told local media: "As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder."

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hmmm I think that'd be rather distracting. It'd make you want to get up and start :dancer: if it was a good song lol

The one I posted below might be interesting. It starts off slowly and picks up in the middle...slows down every so slightly then speeds up like a bugger :lol:

You'll have to click on it to play. I disabled autoplay as it would get aggravating to hear every time the page was opened. <embed src="https://www.discoverynet.com/~ajsnead/50 ... _greek.mid" autoplay="false"></embed>
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I can see the knocking on a door "Turn down that music in there"
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Skylace wrote:I can see the knocking on a door "Turn down that music in there"
"It's gone quiet, now it's loud. quiet, loud, quiet, loud! - what's going on?"

:lol:
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faceless wrote:
Skylace wrote:I can see the knocking on a door "Turn down that music in there"
"It's gone quiet, now it's loud. quiet, loud, quiet, loud! - what's going on?"

:lol:
ROFLOL!!! :lol: As long as it doesn't play Pop! Goes the Weasel!
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Hell I get exhausted just listening to it. :lol:
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Post by pirtybirdy »

For crying out loud!! LOL!!!LOL!! The Ukrainians are stuck in their houses for so long with each other during the long winters that sex and drinking gets boring to them....We need to give them some sunshine... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by HandoGod »

What a laugh :lol:

The guy next door :x

The lady after a good "serinade" :crazed:

Rock on :dancer:
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