UK BUDGET

[piper99]

[font=Verdana]Well it's UK Budget day again.. nice to know goin bed later poorer than i woke.. heres a budget gag to distract you from the annual shafting that is comin this afternoon [/font]

A GEORGE OSBORNE IMPERSONATOR WAS LOOKING FOR A LADY OF THE NIGHT.HE FOUND A REDHEAD IN A LOCAL CLUB. HE WINKED AT HER AND SAID: "I AM THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER, NOW HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOU?" HER REPLY WAS: YOUR GEORGE OSBORNE"? "IF YOU CAN GET MY SKIRT UP AS HIGH AS MY TAXES. "MY PANTS AS LOW AS MY WAGES, GET THAT THING AS HARD AS THE TIMES WE ARE LIVING IN "AND KEEP IT RISING LIKE THE PRICE OF PETROL, KEEP ME WARMER THAN IT IS IN MY FLAT AND SCREW ME THE WAY YOU HAVE PENSIONERS. "THEN ISN'T GOING TO COST YOU A BLOODY PENNY." [font=Arial Black] [/font]

[luke]

it doesn't seem that long ago they had a budget, i remember baccy going up

[luke]

my baccy has gone up 67p a packet!! thats outrageous!

[faceless]

67p a packet? What kind are you getting? I buy the Amber Leaf and that's just under £6 for 25g.

[luke]

have you bought any in the last few days? it's £6.66 for amber leaf now in sainsburys - and they're usually cheap

i was paying £5.50 for 25g, nows its £6.17. three years ago i was paying £4.20 for 25g!

i remember when i was about 18 it was £2 for 20 lambert!

[faceless]

come to think of it, I've not noticed any difference, but I wasn't looking (I'm so freakin affluent you know! haha), but I'll check tomorrow. I get it from the Tesco 24hr and it's usually about £5.86

[Brown Sauce]

don't you guys have any friendly smugglers ? I don't know anyone who pays for shop stuff.

edit,

anyone know the price of a gram of coke ?

[luke]

baccy has gone up again!

luckily, at the moment i can get 50g packs for £7.50