couchtripper

The most popular tech-related reasons for not doing homework:

My computer crashed and I lost it;
I finished my homework but then I deleted it by accident;
I could not print it out;
My internet was down so I could not do any research;
I lost my laptop.

Worst tech-related excuses:
My dad's computer was hacked by the Russians and they stole my homework;
A burglar stole my printed-out homework along with the computer;
The PC exploded when our dog went to the toilet on it;
I accidentally tipped a bottle of cider over the computer and it broke.

Worst non-tech excuses:
My mum put my homework in the washing machine, and then burnt it as she tried to iron it dry;
The wind blew my homework into a pond, and then a swan ate it;
My brother drove off with my homework in his lorry, and then he lost it in France.

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A swan ate my homework! haha

My favorite:
I have ADD and forgot to take my medication.
and
I had basketball practice

Wow, I am going to use ALL of those...