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Worst Job Ever

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:48 pm
by IRiSHMaFIA
What do you think the worst job ever would be? An example would be like butt-plug tester etc :P

Offhand I think being a proctologist would be pretty horrid.

Window cleaner for skyscrapers

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:59 pm
by Skylace
Any job where I had to work again with my ex-boss Mike Hunt.

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:56 pm
by badberty
I was sitting at a red light and looked over at a construction site and seen a guy sucking the shit out of the outhouses.I think I would tell people I was unemployed before I did that for a living.

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:32 pm
by faceless
There was a guy in King Henry VIII's court with a job called something like "Keeper of the King's Closet" which basically entailed him having to wipe the corpulent bastard's arse, and it was apparently a prestige job with good perks!

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:08 pm
by Bat
I suppose you had to talk about someone else's job Face because you've never had one yourself ya lazy bastard. Maybe.

Worst job I had? Shovelling horse shit in a stables just outside Glasgow when I was about 17. Oh what fun we had especially at Christmas time when we had a party and all got a bit pissed and ended up in the slurry pit. Deep joy. :(

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:29 am
by Gasman59
badberty wrote:I was sitting at a red light and looked over at a construction site and seen a guy sucking the shit out of the outhouses.I think I would tell people I was unemployed before I did that for a living.
I work construction and have to see this every Tuesday. It doesn't look like one of those "Glamour" jobs.... :)

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:55 am
by faceless
Bat wrote:I suppose you had to talk about someone else's job Face because you've never had one yourself ya lazy bastard. Maybe.
The question asked "what's the worst job ever" not "what's the worst job you've done", so stick that in your pipe!

I've done a fair few jobs, but through choice I've never really done anything that bad - though working in the oil industry with all these corporate cocksuckers was enough to make me sick on a daily basis.

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:38 pm
by girldorksrule
Bat wrote:
Worst job I had? Shovelling horse shit in a stables just outside Glasgow when I was about 17. :(
I worked at stables for a time and I actually didn't mind the shit shoveling as there were other rewards. *shrug*

kel