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Nightmare

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:14 pm
by Bat
A man meets an older woman at a club. She was well fit for 57!!

They have a few drinks, bit of a snog. She then asks him if he has ever had a Sportsmans Double??

Whats one of them he says.

A mother and daughter three some!!

He says 'no'


She says 'its your lucky night then!!'

They head back to her place, she puts the hall lights on and shouts upstairs












'Mum you still awake??' :oops:

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:24 pm
by faceless
booooooooooo hissssssssssss!

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:06 pm
by Lostinthestates
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:36 pm
by 6ULDV8
Where can I find such a woman?
What club?
Where?

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:25 pm
by Mandy
My advice : See what "mum" looks like first before bolting.

Now what if the daughter was called "Mumia" ? ['mum' for short?]

Sorry .. confusing this thread with the rights to name a child

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:04 pm
by Griffo
I lol'd :lol:

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:33 am
by major.tom
Me too. Nice one, Bat.