couchtripper

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:44 pm**

haha good one

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:14 pm**

Nice one!! This whole pc malarcy is going to far indeed in my eyes! I was told I wasn't allowed to call crippled people crippled anymore, but instead 'differently abled person'! No that is crazy I think!

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:20 pm**

Lostinthestates wrote:Nice one!! This whole pc malarcy is going to far indeed in my eyes! I was told I wasn't allowed to call crippled people crippled anymore, but instead 'differently abled person'! No that is crazy I think!

Yeah and I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged.

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:27 pm**

Posted: **Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:16 pm**

Skylace wrote:Yeah and I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged.

I think i'm going to use that (even though I'm 5' 8'')

Posted: **Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:50 pm**

Ash wrote:
Skylace wrote:Yeah and I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged.
I think i'm going to use that (even though I'm 5' 8'')

Poser!

Posted: **Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:43 pm**

Hehe! V funny.

Political correctness pisses me off, too. It turns people into pussies.

Posted: **Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:45 pm**

nekokate wrote:Hehe! V funny.

Political correctness pisses me off, too. It turns people into pussies.

Vagina kittens

Posted: **Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:53 pm**

Skylace wrote: Vagina kittens

Posted: **Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:56 pm**

Sorry about that! Hehe!

And I should have also said that it "passage of liquid wastes" me off, incase I offend urine.

Posted: **Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:03 pm**

nekokate wrote:Sorry about that! Hehe!

And I should have also said that it "passage of liquid wastes" me off, incase I offend urine.

Or someone's ears.
I remembered I worked with one woman who was just so offended by the word 'pee'. If someone said "I have to go pee." she would get all huffy and say "Do you have to say that?" One day I was finally sick of this and when I said I had to go pee and she said "Do you have to say that?" and I just looked at her and said "No. How about I have to take a nice hot piss and release a chocolate hostage? Will that work?" She never asked me again

Posted: **Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:16 pm**

Skylace wrote:Or someone's ears.
I remembered I worked with one woman who was just so offended by the word 'pee'. If someone said "I have to go pee." she would get all huffy and say "Do you have to say that?" One day I was finally sick of this and when I said I had to go pee and she said "Do you have to say that?" and I just looked at her and said "No. How about I have to take a nice hot piss and release a chocolate hostage? Will that work?" She never asked me again

Excellent Skylace! I love that! LOL!! Those are the same type of women who think they come straight out of Miss Manners school. The only way to shut them up is to offend thee even further....LOL!! I have to remember that one, I've never heard of the chocolate hostage! Love it!

Posted: **Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:24 pm**

pirtybirdy wrote: Excellent Skylace! I love that! LOL!! Those are the same type of women who think they come straight out of Miss Manners school. The only way to shut them up is to offend thee even further....LOL!! I have to remember that one, I've never heard of the chocolate hostage! Love it!

Glad to be of service ma'am

Posted: **Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:14 am**

Skylace wrote:
nekokate wrote:Sorry about that! Hehe!

And I should have also said that it "passage of liquid wastes" me off, incase I offend urine.
Or someone's ears.
I remembered I worked with one woman who was just so offended by the word 'pee'. If someone said "I have to go pee." she would get all huffy and say "Do you have to say that?" One day I was finally sick of this and when I said I had to go pee and she said "Do you have to say that?" and I just looked at her and said "No. How about I have to take a nice hot piss and release a chocolate hostage? Will that work?" She never asked me again

OMG!!! My co-worker just asked me what I was laughing at! How do I explain that one???

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