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Corn Doughnuts
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:09 pm
by faceless
Driver comes a cropper in police chase
Monday, June 25, 2007
It may look like the latest aliens to land on our planet have been drinking and driving, but these bizarre patterns, discovered in a corn field in Holland, have a much more mundane explanation. They were made by a drug user who was attempting to escape from police in his father's car. The man had been using cocaine.
Four police cars were damaged in a desperate attempt to prevent the crazed driver from reaching public roads, but they could not save the crop from irrepairable damage. In the end, the man was captured when he crashed the car into a ditch.
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:49 pm
by Skylace
Oh the poor farmer!
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:31 pm
by luke
i hope the farmer can claim some money to cover his losses
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:32 am
by alan1254
sorry i still think aliens are responsable for this , i think its a code trying to tell us something, but the Dutch govenment is covering it up
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:52 am
by SpursFan1902
It probably tells where the weapons of mass destruction actually are...
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:04 pm
by girldorksrule
tee hee
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:09 pm
by Luther Blissett
They must have been the world's crappest police, or he was one hell of an evasive driver...
In the states they'd just park up and open fire of course (or call in artillery if the guy looks like he might be a Muslim).