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Unanswerable questions

Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 7:45 pm
by maycm
What's sliced bread the best thing since?

What did the first person to milk a cow think they were doing?

......you get the idea

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 5:16 am
by Ally
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 11:33 am
by 6ULDV8
If a man is alone in a forest void of women & he speaks.. is he still wrong?

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 2:24 pm
by Skylace
If a forest falls in the woods the woods and kills a mime, does anybody care?

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 2:35 pm
by maycm
How come I can still see evaporated milk?

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 3:13 am
by eefanincan
Why are there locks on the door of a 7-11 if it never closes?

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 11:53 am
by faceless
eefanincan wrote:Why are there locks on the door of a 7-11 if it never closes?
why is it called 7-11 if it's open all day?

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 2:13 pm
by maycm
Why is abbreviation such a long word?


Why is "Dyslexic" so difficult to spell?

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:38 pm
by Sandy
What's a 7 - 11? A 24 - 7 gone wrong?

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:39 pm
by Sandy
6ULDV8 wrote:If a man is alone in a forest void of women & he speaks.. is he still wrong?
That question is answerable - Yes

Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 3:01 am
by eefanincan
faceless wrote:
eefanincan wrote:Why are there locks on the door of a 7-11 if it never closes?
why is it called 7-11 if it's open all day?
Actually, I've always wondered that myself.

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 6:17 pm
by maycm
If cheese has its picture taken, what does it say?

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 6:34 pm
by Skylace
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?