Pass the cheese
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:20 pm
I'm a big fan of cheesy and corny jokes. Especially after years of working with kids and having to censor humor (to keep my job). Over the years I have told some good ones and also heard some great ones from students. So here is the place to share those cheesy jokes that are just so punny (or one that just make you groan and roll your eyes).
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A mushroom walks into a bar and asks the lovely lady sitting there if she would like to go out. She looks at him and says "I'm sorry, I don't date mushrooms". With a sad face he says 'But why? I'm a fun-guy!"
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Two atoms are at the movies. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my electrons!" "Are you sure?" asks the other. "Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."
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A man walked into a bar....it hurt.
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And one of my favorites that a student told me one day:
Student: Isn't it amazing that after all the crap they've been through, they've still stuck together?
Me: Who?
Student: Your butt cheeks (giggles and runs away
)
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A mushroom walks into a bar and asks the lovely lady sitting there if she would like to go out. She looks at him and says "I'm sorry, I don't date mushrooms". With a sad face he says 'But why? I'm a fun-guy!"
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Two atoms are at the movies. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my electrons!" "Are you sure?" asks the other. "Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."
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A man walked into a bar....it hurt.
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And one of my favorites that a student told me one day:
Student: Isn't it amazing that after all the crap they've been through, they've still stuck together?
Me: Who?
Student: Your butt cheeks (giggles and runs away
)
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