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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:21 am
by maycm
Who had sex every night with a ho'
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:59 am
by Bat
maycm wrote:
...an old favourite....
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Looks like no one else knows that classic Maycm.
I'll remind them
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's knob was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping spunk from his chin
If my arse was a cunt
I would fuck it.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:35 pm
by Skylace
There once was a girly named Lou
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:29 pm
by 6ULDV8
Who tried eating fried mice & a shoe
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:01 pm
by maycm
While she chewed on the laces,
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:44 pm
by faceless
she dreamed of faraway places
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:44 pm
by Skylace
and getting there on a canoe.
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There once was a tiny old dog
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:33 pm
by Aja
who loved to sleep on a log....
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:13 pm
by 6ULDV8
whilst quietly dreaming
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:44 pm
by girldorksrule
and pleasantly scheming
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:26 pm
by faceless
got crushed to death by a big cog
there was a wee guy from down town
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:40 pm
by 6ULDV8
who couldn't muster a frown
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:44 pm
by Skylace
all day he did smile
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:46 pm
by girldorksrule
And whittle a while
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:25 pm
by 6ULDV8
until he found his lady wouldn't go down...
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There was a small fruit called an Orange