This is better than that

Post by **faceless** » Thu May 31, 2007 1:26 am

watching any Elvis movie is better than eating a gallon of tandoori sauce

girldorksrule · Post by **girldorksrule** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:25 pm

Eating a gallon of tandoori sauce is better than being Paris Hilton's bitch.

Post by **faceless** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:58 am

Being Paris Hilton's bitch is better than being hit with a golf club.

6ULDV8 · Post by **6ULDV8** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:03 am

Being hit with a golf club is better than being the love slave of an epeleptic hippopotomus in the rainy season.

SpursFan1902 · Post by **SpursFan1902** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:20 pm

Being the love slave of an epileptic hippopotomus in the rainy season is better than being the love slave of an epileptic hippopotomus in the dry season.

Post by **Skylace** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:33 pm

Being the love slave of an epileptic hippopotomus in the dry season is better than being Paris Hilton

6ULDV8 · Post by **6ULDV8** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:27 pm

Being Paris Hilton is better than being the sludge found between the toes of a sex slave of an love slave of an epeleptic hippopotomus in the rainy season...
(well almost)

Post by **Skylace** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:20 pm

Being the sludge found between the toes of a sex slave of an love slave of an epileptic hippopotamus in the rainy season...(well almost) is better than being uninsured.

Post by **Skylace** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:14 pm

Being uninsured is better than a witch's broom up your bum.

Gasman59 · Post by **Gasman59** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:42 am

A witch's broom up your bum is better than one up your pee hole.

Post by **Skylace** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:48 pm

a witch's broom up your pee hole is better than Bush being back in office

Twirley · Post by **Twirley** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:24 pm

Skylace wrote:a witch's broom up your pee hole is better than Bush being back in office

Ahhhh...you've stumped us now,Sky!