Horse

Post by **Skylace** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:01 am

HORSE!!!

Bat · Post by **Bat** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:49 pm

Horse;

Aja · Post by **Aja** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:07 pm

Mummy and Baby horse

nekokate · Post by **nekokate** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:28 pm

The importance of correct punctuation is demonstrated in the difference between these two sentences:

a) I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse.

b) I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

maycm · Post by **maycm** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:11 pm

nekokate wrote:The importance of correct punctuation is demonstrated in the difference between these two sentences:

a) I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse.

b) I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

LOL!

Horsey Horsey Horsey

Post by **faceless** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:22 pm

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My lovely HORSE!

pirtybirdy · Post by **pirtybirdy** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:52 pm

Erm....Horse. Yawn......

Post by **faceless** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:09 am

Should we just shoot horses when they get tired?

My lovely horse, running through the fields with its fetlocks flowing in the wind, says not!

pirtybirdy · Post by **pirtybirdy** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:16 pm

Nope. I think not as well. There should be a tired horse fund so that all tired horses have a place to call home. It should be taxed in a form of payroll tax or perhaps tax collected from glue purchases.

Post by **faceless** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:42 pm

Drunk man rides horse into bank

A drunk German horse rider rode into a bank foyer to sleep for the night, after having one too many for the road during a stopover at his local beergarden. Wolfgang Heinrich, 40, from the German town Wiesenburg, had been riding with his Haflinger horse Sammy when he stopped to have a drink with friends. But when he left the pub he realised he was too drunk to ride all the way home - and because it was cold, he decided to use his bank card to open up a nearby bank foyer and take himself and Sammy inside to sleep it off.

Heinrich and his horse were found in the early hours of the morning by local man Stephan Hanelt, 36, who came to the bank to take out some money. He said: 'It was a bit of a shock to find a man and a horse asleep in the foyer of the bank. I rang the police straight away.'

Heinrich was let off with a warning and rode home. But bank staff were less than impressed when they arrived and had to clean up after the horse, who had left a deposit of his own on the foyer floor.

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Horse!

Post by **faceless** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:49 pm

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Some fancy footwork there from this HORSE! Pity it's just to help the guy stab the bull though...

nekokate · Post by **nekokate** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:37 pm

H.O.R.S.E.!

Post by **faceless** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:11 pm

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Fucking great big HORSE!

pirtybirdy · Post by **pirtybirdy** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:51 pm

"HORSE"

Twirley · Post by **Twirley** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:34 am

When will we be finished with this HORSE play?