And I should have also said that it "passage of liquid wastes" me off, incase I offend urine.
Or someone's ears.
I remembered I worked with one woman who was just so offended by the word 'pee'. If someone said "I have to go pee." she would get all huffy and say "Do you have to say that?" One day I was finally sick of this and when I said I had to go pee and she said "Do you have to say that?" and I just looked at her and said "No. How about I have to take a nice hot piss and release a chocolate hostage? Will that work?" She never asked me again
OMG!!! My co-worker just asked me what I was laughing at! How do I explain that one???