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Who's the coolest person in the hospital? The ultra-sound guy.
Who's the coolest person when the ultra-sound guy isn't there? The hip-replacement guy.

:D
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Mr Jones the gardener died last week.
There was a big turn-ip at his funeral.

:lol:

Just got a new aftershave that smells of breadcrumbs. It's a bit weird, but the birds love it!

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3 for the price of one ...

I've just finished my soup.
... Now I'm on a roll ...




An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss man walk into a pub.
The landlord says, "I can't let you in without a Thai."



Nintendo have brought out a new game involving a 12-year-old boy running round the streets of Glasgow, burgling houses, vandalising cars and stabbing people.
It's called the Wii Bastard
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Transistors? They're just a passing phase...

If you get this, you're a geek and should give Kinvig a try. Red Dwarf fans should definitely give it a go...
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