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by TheCaptain
Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:52 am
Forum: Videos, pics, audio, jokes, lists etc
Topic: Answer a question, ask a question
Replies: 269
Views: 154510

No, but I remember Duane Dibbley.

Is that near enough?
by TheCaptain
Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:41 am
Forum: News mash
Topic: Serial Killers
Replies: 83
Views: 215323

Google is not your friend. I just searched and cannot find it. I distinctly remember a Private Eye cartoon from the '70s with a Weetabix with a knife through the heart.

It was, of course, the work of...








































...a cereal killer!
by TheCaptain
Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:31 am
Forum: Videos, pics, audio, jokes, lists etc
Topic: dump
Replies: 162
Views: 135641


Lo Wung, 42, taught the monkeys so they could entertain crowds outside a shopping centre in Nshi, in eastern China's Hubei province. But the money-spinning primates turned the tables on their trainer when he slipped during a show, with one quick-thinking monkey flooring him with a kick to the head ...
by TheCaptain
Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:58 pm
Forum: Soaps
Topic: Corrie: Roy Cropper (David Neilson)
Replies: 13
Views: 23054

faceless wrote:you've not seen Tony Gordon in full on evil mode though - Roy's his ultimate nemesis! Star Wars wasn't even this good haha
Haha just what I was thinking...

You can't win Tony. If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can imagine...
by TheCaptain
Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:55 pm
Forum: Comedy News
Topic: Al Murray
Replies: 19
Views: 56688

All this outrage over comedy is getting on my tits. Where will it all end?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! How terrible! How insulting to all those people who really did walk into something and hurt themselves.

My dog has no nose etc... How spiteful! What about all those dog owners whose faithful ...
by TheCaptain
Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:59 pm
Forum: General TV
Topic: Battlestar Galactica (new)
Replies: 3
Views: 8220

My pleasure.
by TheCaptain
Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:44 pm
Forum: General TV
Topic: Battlestar Galactica (new)
Replies: 3
Views: 8220

The mini series is the two part pilot. It is followed by series 1-3. Then comes Battlestar Galactica: Razor, which is the pilot to series 4.

Details here.
by TheCaptain
Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:31 am
Forum: Videos, pics, audio, jokes, lists etc
Topic: Non-Sequitur
Replies: 90
Views: 59084

Two bananas are not worth a fridge full of hedgehogs.
by TheCaptain
Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:26 am
Forum: Videos, pics, audio, jokes, lists etc
Topic: Answer a question, ask a question
Replies: 269
Views: 154510

No I don't know the way to San Jose.

(I also love Marmite.)


If you tolerate this, will your children be next?
by TheCaptain
Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:04 pm
Forum: Videos, pics, audio, jokes, lists etc
Topic: Word Association
Replies: 663
Views: 412974

panty
by TheCaptain
Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:37 am
Forum: Videos, pics, audio, jokes, lists etc
Topic: Word Association
Replies: 663
Views: 412974

murder
by TheCaptain
Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:35 am
Forum: Videos, pics, audio, jokes, lists etc
Topic: Answer a question, ask a question
Replies: 269
Views: 154510

Sydney.

What is the most remote place you've ever been?
by TheCaptain
Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:29 am
Forum: Tech news, tips and help
Topic: Torrent sites
Replies: 8
Views: 14161

Google is actually pretty good.

Strange that nobody tries to close it down, it's so MUCH better than the Pirate Bay.

But those IFPI tossers are probably scared of somebody with so much financial clout hahahaha.
by TheCaptain
Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:22 am
Forum: Tech news, tips and help
Topic: The Pirate Bay - busted ?
Replies: 12
Views: 30544

There are certain big record companies going down the pan, but it has nothing to do with the mp3 scene. They just can't cope with a free market.

They are so used to controlling corrupt media like the press and radio through bribes and intimidation, they are shit scared of the torrent scene allowing ...
by TheCaptain
Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:00 am
Forum: Pirty's Purgatory
Topic: GG condemns Boris' transport plans
Replies: 1
Views: 4154

Cue "Red Ken" making another comeback.

He saw off Thatcher, and he'll see off this particularly obnoxious scumbag toff.

I predict a riot.